Society

A MAN who shares feminist memes online cannot work out why women behave 'like such rude bitches'.

ONE policeman could adequately cover the whole UK if they put their back into it, the home secretary has said.

A NEW bar will be called 'Pretentious Shithole' after the owners realised that is what most people will call it anyway.

ALL them foreign buggers is coming over here and having a bit of how's your father with our lovely poppets, according to the Conservative Party.

THE UK towns with the best 'quality of life' all sound like stuck-up smugholes with a 'green' and an expensive butcher, Britain has agreed.

A PET dog cannot wait for his owners to come back so they can see how he has remodelled the house.

FOLLOWING Ghostbusters and Stranger Things, the latest 80s revival is Nathan Muir’s relationship with Nikki Hollis from 1988.

BRITAIN’S elderly will be cared for by their china dogs, milkmaids and ladies in fancy hats, the government has announced.

A LONDONER is desperate to hear more about the provinces after learning of ‘life forms beyond the M25’.

A MAN who feels immigration is negatively affecting his life cannot give a single concrete example of how, he has revealed.