Society

A MAN doing the ‘walk of shame’ home from a one-night stand is in fact very proud of having had sex last night, he has confirmed.

SCIENTISTS have confirmed that the whole Scouting movement is apparently fine while still looking very weird.

A WOMAN who is neither spiritual nor maternal is as surprised as everyone to be made a godmother to a baby girl.

PEOPLE who identify as optimists are 100 percent more likely to be unbearable company, a study has shown.

THE government has given its backing to the multi-million pound 'North London Powerhouse'.

BRITISH children have begun talks on how to destroy any sense of peace and relaxation on their family holiday.

A MAN is furious after his girlfriend ignored his decree on asking a stranger for directions to their hotel.

A WOMAN has finally received the appreciation she was craving after a man on Facebook told her she was good at writing.

A NEW mum and a pothead have bonded over having red eyes and feeling divorced from reality, it has emerged.

A PASSENGER has been refused boarding to her flight to Malta because she has not bought enough perfume, sunglasses or Toblerones.