Society

A BABY is relying on his small size and chubby features to compensate for his evil personality.

IF you want to see two grown men fight about something pathetic, go to a children's Sunday league football match, experts have confirmed.

A FATHER has been praised by his family for doing something right for the first time in 27 years.

SIX teenagers have announced a plan to collectively roll a unsmokeably bad joint.

THE new pound coin has forced Tesco to unlock its trolleys, most of which are expected to end up in Britain's waterways in the next few days.

A MAN is opposed to protecting the environment because upsetting 'liberals' gives him a feeling of satisfaction, he has revealed.

A PASSENGER on a busy train is acting like her bags are not on the seat next to her.

A WOMAN set a new record today by not hearing anyone say ‘Brexit’ for almost two hours after waking.

A MAN who opened divorce proceedings against his wife yesterday is looking around his bare flat wondering why he feels no different.

A GOOD-HEARTED attempted to befriend a widely ignored co-worker has backfired, it has emerged.