Society

YOUR holiday to Rome is under threat from a colleague who went there last year and has far too many tips for you.

CHILDREN will be allowed to travel abroad during term time as long as they bring back booze and fags for teachers.

A WOMAN'S excitement at eating a Creme Egg is visibly turning to remorse.

A MAN who has benefited from constantly rising property prices somehow believes it is due to his excellent business skills.

A WOMAN’S clothes have entered their fifth day trapped in the washing machine with no escape in sight.

THE British class system has been broken down to two types of people, those who say ketchup and those who say red sauce, it has emerged.

A LOVING son spent an entire morning googling coupon codes to get money off a bunch of flowers for his mum, it has emerged.

A FATHER attempting to get his daughters into Catholic school told the admissions board that the Pope is 'fucking ace'.

ALL THE mothers at the school gate are horrendously competitive about their children’s progress, according to a mother who can think of nothing else.

A WOMAN is struggling to work out which of the unfamiliar smiling faces on her Facebook page she is supposed to recognise.