Society

A MARITAL argument has turned unexpectedly ugly after a man told his wife she was “like fucking Brexit.”

A TWO-year-old has confirmed that her magic unicorn birthday party was a bit much.

A BRITISH man is baffled by the idea that people who come from different cultures do things differently to him.

A BREXIT supporter who thinks Britain is entering the ‘sunlit uplands of a golden age’ has been reminded that it makes him sound insane.

A MAN has been shunned by his colleagues for not caring whether tea is made in exactly the right way.

BRITAIN is really warming to the idea of re-doing a referendum if the first result was a disappointment.

A WOMAN has discovered she is not all that popular after moving to a part of London that is quite hard to travel to.

MINISTERS have confirmed plans to build affordable shithole houses across the UK.

A MAN has given workmates a glimpse of his wild side by discussing a tattoo that he will never get.

A BOY from Year 8 has won a fight with a boy two years his senior, it has been confirmed.