Society

A MAN’S friends are sick of him telling them about money-making schemes that are either fatally flawed or already exist.

JUST one month ago you had already downed several glasses of Prosecco by this time, it has been confirmed.

A WOMAN is continuing to share ‘inspirational’ Facebook memes long after everyone else decided they were cliched drivel, it has emerged.

A FRIEND from London has asked you to let her know by this afternoon if you are free for a drink in two-and-a-half months.

TWO hot, incredibly annoying posh girls have unveiled the latest bullshit fad diet.

A MAN on Facebook has decided to not wish happy birthday to someone he only kind of knows.

POLICE in Bristol have tasered the founder of their own race relations group after he suggested they treat black people with respect.

BERLIN will return thousands of hipsters when Britain fully departs the EU, it has emerged.

A MAN in a cafe has decided to share the sound of the internet videos he is watching, because he thinks everyone will probably like that.

A COUPLE who have enough money to make their house bigger should stop whining about the trauma it is causing them, it has been confirmed.