Society

A TIRESOME friend wants you to take two seconds to help yet another persecuted group of people and or animals.

A COUPLE planning to 'go up the Shard' later are probably talking about a sex thing, it has been claimed.

A MAN has had the unoriginal idea of making life in prison harsher in ways that would undoubtedly just cause more problems.

A MAN has given his girlfriend an Easter egg after getting his dates mixed up.

EVERYONE who plans to go out is secretly hoping that their friends all drop out, it has been revealed.

A MAN who asks people to correct him if he was wrong does not in fact wish to be corrected, it has emerged.

THERE are currently only three left-wing Londoners, it has been confirmed.

A SPAM email from a credit card company has made a bold and courageous promise to fix a man’s credit rating.

TRENDY people who want to copy Donald Trump’s hair in an ironic way are finding it impossible, it has emerged.

A WOMAN who claims to have a divisive personality unites everyone who meets her in hatred, it has emerged.