Society

THE nonchalant, arrogant staff at a hipster bar hate themselves just as much as they hate you, they have admitted.

YOUR mother is determined that you will not remain neutral in the row she is having with your sister, she has confirmed.

A MAN believes it was the right decision to take the largest suitcase he could find onto a crowded train.

A 54-YEAR-OLD man has delighted the internet with a photo of his huge stomach.

A CAT has rejected claims that he gets fed in more than one household.

A MAN has a strange desire to downplay homelessness whenever it is mentioned, it has emerged.

COLLEAGUES in a WhatsApp group have begun to hate one another with a burning passion.

A MAN with very little experience of relationships is really having to wing it as he helps a friend through a painful break-up.

PEOPLE over 30 can still remember when Facebook was not something you constantly want to escape because it is shit.

A MAN who does not indicate at roundabouts thinks he is a carefree pirate of the road rather than a cretin, it has been confirmed.