Society

A BOY from Year 8 has won a fight with a boy two years his senior, it has been confirmed.

A MAN who decided to stay in has missed the greatest night out in the history of nights out, it has emerged.

A GROWN-UP woman has admitted she is paying to learn how to do handstands.

PLACES that sell 'street food' do not have 'street prices', it has been confirmed.

AN 79-YEAR-OLD in Tesco’s reduced section will end you if you get between her and a 10p pack of sausage rolls, she has confirmed.

THE last remaining all-in-one adult garment in the UK has been blown to smithereens in front of a cheering crowd.

A GROUP of American tourists claims everything they have seen in Swindon is magical like the world of Harry Potter.

A MAN has let neighbours know he is not to be trifled with by giving his home internet a needlessly aggressive name.

A SELF-EMPLOYED builder would face a significant tax increase if he didn’t always ask customers for cash.

AN AVERAGE family with two children has told the media to get its nose out of their personal finances.