Society

POLICE in Bristol have tasered the founder of their own race relations group after he suggested they treat black people with respect.

BERLIN will return thousands of hipsters when Britain fully departs the EU, it has emerged.

A MAN in a cafe has decided to share the sound of the internet videos he is watching, because he thinks everyone will probably like that.

A COUPLE who have enough money to make their house bigger should stop whining about the trauma it is causing them, it has been confirmed.

'COMING together' to make a success of Brexit is difficult if you believe it is a heap of shit, it has been claimed.

LONDON’s new ‘garden bridge’ will be grazed by herds of people living below the poverty threshold, it has been confirmed.

A WOMAN with a chaotic personal life and a history of believing in total nonsense is now being paid to give people advice, shocked friends have revealed.

A GROUP of over 80 men is jostling to help push a broken-down car.

FICTION-BASED books, films and television programmes have been banned to avoid confusing idiots.

A WOMAN who acts like a sophisticated occasional drinker only does it because alcohol turns her into a raging psychopath, it has emerged.