Society

A BREXITER has confirmed that he is one of those people who always looks on the sunny side.

VERY few people on Facebook are complaining about proposed new laws on pornography, it has emerged.

A TEENAGER’S belief that a local college course will lead to an amazing career in the media has been politely humoured by relatives.

A 45-year-old woman has scored a bunch of dope shit in her favourite shop Fat Face.

DATING terms such as ‘ghosting’ and ‘benching’ are even weirder than going on actual dates, it has been claimed.

PEOPLE who drive massive jeep things have confirmed that they will always park across two bays even if there is loads of space.

MEN across the Western world are under intense social pressure to become Nazis, experts have claimed.

A WOMAN has given a bullshit reason for not going to work because there is now no such thing as lying.

A MAN is wrongly using the term ‘special snowflake’ to refer to anyone who does not share his mean-spirited opinions, it has emerged.

A LAPTOP user in a cafe is determined to see off lunchtime customers who actually buy food.