Society

A WORKING class man has confirmed that he is not remotely full of hate.

SUCKER MCs and their lack of dope rhymes are responsible for the state of the world, it has emerged.

A COUPLE from London who insist they do not need a car have asked for a lift.

A 42-YEAR-OLD man thinks he had something to do with Britain’s historical military victories.

THE wisdom and insight that comes with a hangover is to be taught as part of philosophy courses.

BRITAIN is to get hammered as usual tonight but for bad reasons, not celebratory, end-of-the-week ones.

EARLY shoppers have already bought all the cold, impersonal gifts which they will hand to the humans they are obliged to exchange them with.

A WOMAN who survived four years with a knobhead has given hope to humanity.

A MAN has decided the US election result is sufficiently insane to justify calling his ex-girlfriend.

THE election of Donald Trump was inevitable and obvious, according to some smug, smart-arsed twat.