Society

MULTI-RACIAL Britons are united in thinking the Daily Mail is full of shit.

A WOMAN moved to tears by the Pride of Britain awards is also pleased about new benefits cuts.

A MAN uses the expression ‘al dente’ wherever possible, it has emerged.

PEOPLE using their phones on speaker are highly likely to be discussing some irritating bullshit, it has emerged.

THE BBC has launched a thought-provoking investigation into whether all white people enjoy camping.

PEOPLE contemplating an inquiry into the ‘Battle Of Orgeave’ have been broken up by mounted police.

A GAY man has met a Christian who appears civilised and could even be described as nice.

A WOMAN who went to a dinner party with three annoying couples would definitely rather be getting hammered at home, she has confirmed.

AN OFFICE worker has confirmed plans to repeatedly tell workmates to take off their masks because it is no longer Halloween.

A MAN who bumped into an old university friend has discovered that he is now a total dickhead.