Society

A MAN who walked into HMV instantly felt like he was transported back to a simpler time, it has emerged.

AN annoying twat in an office has asked if the blinds can be closed because he cannot see his screen.

SCOUTS are at supermarket tills asking for a charity donation to crush your groceries.

A BREXITER has confirmed that he is one of those people who always looks on the sunny side.

VERY few people on Facebook are complaining about proposed new laws on pornography, it has emerged.

A TEENAGER’S belief that a local college course will lead to an amazing career in the media has been politely humoured by relatives.

A 45-year-old woman has scored a bunch of dope shit in her favourite shop Fat Face.

DATING terms such as ‘ghosting’ and ‘benching’ are even weirder than going on actual dates, it has been claimed.

PEOPLE who drive massive jeep things have confirmed that they will always park across two bays even if there is loads of space.

MEN across the Western world are under intense social pressure to become Nazis, experts have claimed.