Society

DATING terms such as ‘ghosting’ and ‘benching’ are even weirder than going on actual dates, it has been claimed.

PEOPLE who drive massive jeep things have confirmed that they will always park across two bays even if there is loads of space.

MEN across the Western world are under intense social pressure to become Nazis, experts have claimed.

A WOMAN has given a bullshit reason for not going to work because there is now no such thing as lying.

A MAN is wrongly using the term ‘special snowflake’ to refer to anyone who does not share his mean-spirited opinions, it has emerged.

A LAPTOP user in a cafe is determined to see off lunchtime customers who actually buy food.

AN INDIAN takeaway includes a small white plastic bag of hideous-looking chopped vegetables for some unknown reason.

A WOMAN in her early thirties has no idea if 'millennial' is the right bullshit label for her.

‘HAVING a quiet night in’ is as mind-numbingly dull as it sounds once you reach 40, experts have confirmed.

A WOMAN spent 20 minutes staring at breakfast cereal in a supermarket to avoid making small talk with a neighbour she does not really know very well.