Society

GOOGLE has introduced a new tool for users who keep doing searches about whether their partner is really 'the one'.

AN IRISHMAN working in the UK is praying colleagues will end an embarrassingly ill-informed chat about Ireland, it has emerged.

A MAN who keeps saying he sees himself as European is rapidly becoming very annoying, everyone has decided.

A MAN cannot understand how his girlfriend returns from a 'quick wee' with several phone numbers and someone's life story.

A VICTORIOUS Brexiter is still something of a loser in the overall sense, it has emerged.

A FATHER has been forced to confront the fact that putting decking in his garden was a mistake.

A WOMAN from Tower Hamlets has absolutely no idea how to get around Mayfair, it has emerged.

A WOMAN has flaunted her figure merely by existing.

A PAIR of friendly acquaintances are locked in stalemate over adding each other on Facebook, it has emerged.

LAUNCHING Trident missiles at Scotland is the most sensible way to end the row over independence, according to a Daily Express reader.