Society

A SPAM email from a credit card company has made a bold and courageous promise to fix a man’s credit rating.

TRENDY people who want to copy Donald Trump’s hair in an ironic way are finding it impossible, it has emerged.

A WOMAN who claims to have a divisive personality unites everyone who meets her in hatred, it has emerged.

A TWO-YEAR-OLD boy is still not aware that his parents have ruined his life by calling him Roderick.

BECOMING a homeowner is just awful, according to the worst two people you know.

AN office is full of cliques formed by people no one would ever want to hang out with, it has emerged.

A WOMAN has become a life coach after exhausting all other job options.

A MAN’S older relatives who seem quite nice all have worryingly fascistic views, he has discovered.

A GROUP of middle class people sitting in a fancy house all genuinely think they are actually working class, it has emerged.

A BIG block of extra mature cheddar has proven itself weak and helpless in the face of one fearless man.