Society

A GROUP of over 80 men is jostling to help push a broken-down car.

FICTION-BASED books, films and television programmes have been banned to avoid confusing idiots.

A WOMAN who acts like a sophisticated occasional drinker only does it because alcohol turns her into a raging psychopath, it has emerged.

A WOMAN who managed to act normal during a 20-minute interview for a room in a shared house cannot wait to reveal how insane she is.

A FATHER is feeling inadequate after his bastard next-door neighbour built a far superior snowman.

A BUS driver has been wrongly thanked at the end of a bus journey, it has emerged.

FUTURE generations will walk around the Stonehenge A303 road tunnel wondering why it was constructed, it has been confirmed.

A WOMAN dislikes anything and anyone that tries to improve the world, it has emerged.

A PLUMBER regularly humiliates men in their own homes because they do not understand plumbing, it has emerged.

MILLIONS are pleading with Facebook to stop making them spend vast amounts of time responding to birthday notifications, it has emerged.