Society

A COUPLE are helping their children become annoying property-obsessed twats just like themselves, they have revealed.

A MAN with a large 4x4 and a Koi carp pond in his garden has insisted that paying a penny more in tax will cripple him.

A 37- YEAR-OLD man with a mortgage and a child on the way is still telling people what he wants to do when he grows up.

PEOPLE claiming benefits are to face sanctions if they do not appear in a Channel 5 documentary about unemployed people.

A NEW carpet has given a family dog a fresh sense of purpose in life, it has emerged.

UNWILLING Gloucestershire residents have been made to chase a wheel of cheese down a hill by Londoners wanting to see authentic rural life.

THE UK electorate wants to trust but is still carrying emotional baggage from its bad experiences with polls in the past, it has admitted.

A WOMAN seems like an alcoholic after relating a mildly debauched anecdote to colleagues, she has realised.

A MAN who despises everything Theresa May stands for has found himself strangely worried about her wellbeing.

A LONDONER who helped a woman find her way to a hospital appointment is still reeling from the intense power of human interaction.