Society

A MAN has invited his next-door neighbours to a party he is holding tomorrow night on condition that they do not attend.

A DAYDREAMING office worker has been caught mouthing ‘They’ll see, oh yes they’ll all see’ to herself.

A FLASHY couple are expecting twins just to go one better than their friends with only one baby.

A TRAIN operator cannot believe the fucking nerve of a passenger who is demanding a refund because his train was 90 minutes late.

A COUPLE who claim to enjoy spending long periods of time in silence are quite obviously doomed, it has emerged.

A TIRESOME friend wants you to take two seconds to help yet another persecuted group of people and or animals.

A COUPLE planning to 'go up the Shard' later are probably talking about a sex thing, it has been claimed.

A MAN has had the unoriginal idea of making life in prison harsher in ways that would undoubtedly just cause more problems.

A MAN has given his girlfriend an Easter egg after getting his dates mixed up.

EVERYONE who plans to go out is secretly hoping that their friends all drop out, it has been revealed.