Society

A CAT has rejected claims that he gets fed in more than one household.

A MAN has a strange desire to downplay homelessness whenever it is mentioned, it has emerged.

COLLEAGUES in a WhatsApp group have begun to hate one another with a burning passion.

A MAN with very little experience of relationships is really having to wing it as he helps a friend through a painful break-up.

PEOPLE over 30 can still remember when Facebook was not something you constantly want to escape because it is shit.

A MAN who does not indicate at roundabouts thinks he is a carefree pirate of the road rather than a cretin, it has been confirmed.

A WOMAN has admitted to cheating on her husband with a video of Tom Hardy reading the Bedtime Story on CBeebies.

SNEAKY fuckers who do not get their round in face an £80 on-the-spot fine, it has been confirmed.

A WOMAN’S friends have all faked amazement at her engagement ring despite having no idea whether it is impressive. 

A CLOSE friendship has been severely tested by a long personal email that will take ages to read.