Society

A CORBYN fan has announced plans to get over how amazingly right he was within the next 18 months.

A SINGLE mother is celebrating the end of austerity and is excited for the fun times ahead.

MEMBERS of a family keep giving each other praise for basically just existing.

A NEW couple have experimented with quirky pet names for each other that are absolutely dreadful.

BRITONS are relieved to discover that life will continue in its everyday state of raging incompetence and chaos.

PARENTS of young adults across Britain have been acting sheepishly this week, it has been confirmed.

A MUM with passive aggressive tendencies has become a nan who will constantly judge her daughter's parenting.

A GROUP talking and laughing in a restaurant is making everyone else's meal a living hell, it has emerged.

A MAN believes his job is secure, it has emerged.

A GRANDMOTHER couldn't resist re-folding crumpled t-shirts during a visit to HMV, it has emerged.