Society

EVERYONE who plans to go out is secretly hoping that their friends all drop out, it has been revealed.

A MAN who asks people to correct him if he was wrong does not in fact wish to be corrected, it has emerged.

THERE are currently only three left-wing Londoners, it has been confirmed.

A SPAM email from a credit card company has made a bold and courageous promise to fix a man’s credit rating.

TRENDY people who want to copy Donald Trump’s hair in an ironic way are finding it impossible, it has emerged.

A WOMAN who claims to have a divisive personality unites everyone who meets her in hatred, it has emerged.

A TWO-YEAR-OLD boy is still not aware that his parents have ruined his life by calling him Roderick.

BECOMING a homeowner is just awful, according to the worst two people you know.

AN office is full of cliques formed by people no one would ever want to hang out with, it has emerged.

A WOMAN has become a life coach after exhausting all other job options.