Society

A WOMAN has flaunted her figure merely by existing.

A PAIR of friendly acquaintances are locked in stalemate over adding each other on Facebook, it has emerged.

LAUNCHING Trident missiles at Scotland is the most sensible way to end the row over independence, according to a Daily Express reader.

A TYPICAL night out in a Welsh town is the best way to prepare yourself for Armageddon, it has been confirmed.

DOOMSDAY cults have seen a huge rise in new memberships over the last six months, it has emerged.

A MIDDLE class man is too scared to ask for a croissant in a crowded café in case other middle class people make fun of his pronunciation.

A GROUP of young men who regularly go ‘on the pull’ are wondering when they will attract women.

AN engaged couple have decided to theme their upcoming wedding around their parents’ vast wealth.

GOD has confirmed that people who use the term ‘Fri-yay’ to celebrate the end of the working week will face the most severe eternal judgement.

A MAN who loves humorous ‘bad taste’ birthday cards believed one would be appropriate for his 80-year-old grandmother.