Society

A MAN is so full of himself he believes he deserves a party to celebrate his 45th birthday.

A PUBLIC relations executive keeps telling people she is somehow 'working class', it has emerged.

YOUNG Britons unable to get on the property ladder are living in their parents’ glass-fronted display cabinets.

A STATUE of Margaret Thatcher is to be erected then immediately pulled down and destroyed by a cheering crowd.

A DOG and cat who live together are friends because they are banned from eating each other.

INTELLIGENT young women are struggling to find partners despite being open to men who are sometimes a bit twattish.

THE coming of a DPD driver who will drop off a package today has been anticipated like the return of the messiah.

A WOMAN who has started therapy mentions it in every single conversation, it has emerged.

AN EMPLOYEE was surprised to receive a formal warning for drinking heavily in a meeting like Sports Direct boss Mike Ashley.

AN OFFICE worker is unable to figure out why he ate a pasty from Greggs for his lunch.