Society

THE seven-year-old son of a mummy blogger has discovered the thousands of words written about him and is wondering if it is his fault.

REGULARS at a pub that values community spirit above all beat the shit out of each other most nights, they have confirmed.

A KEEN role-player is beginning to wonder if there is a connection between his romantic failures and his interest in Dungeons & Dragons.

A WOMAN working from home has found herself being bullied in the workplace by her cat.

A MAN has insisted his ability to play the guitar more than makes up for this utterly dreadful personality.

THE government has confirmed that Britain is a waste of time and the country will be turned into one gigantic coffee shop.

A BRIDE-TO-BE who wanted a couple of drinks instead of a burlesque dance class, artisan gin tasting and weekend in Budapest has been branded selfish by her friends.

UKIP supporters can only flourish in modern society by breaking out of their closed communities of aging bigots, experts believe.

WORKING dogs spend most of their days discussing how lazy and entitled non-working dogs are, it has emerged.

A MAN'S brain has erased all remnants of GCSE French in order to relearn the moves to the Macarena.