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37-YEAR-OLD Waitrose shopper Emma Bradford is struggling to cope after the supermarket cut her hot drink benefits, she has revealed.

CHOCOLATE maker Cadbury has ignored the biblical story of Jesus getting a Wispa egg off a rabbit, it has been claimed.

A MAN who believes his flat is quite clean is incorrect, it has emerged.

A HOUSE full of love-themed trinkets is actually a horrible place to spend time, guests have confirmed.  

A BABY is relying on his small size and chubby features to compensate for his evil personality.

IF you want to see two grown men fight about something pathetic, go to a children's Sunday league football match, experts have confirmed.

A FATHER has been praised by his family for doing something right for the first time in 27 years.

SIX teenagers have announced a plan to collectively roll a unsmokeably bad joint.

THE new pound coin has forced Tesco to unlock its trolleys, most of which are expected to end up in Britain's waterways in the next few days.

A MAN is opposed to protecting the environment because upsetting 'liberals' gives him a feeling of satisfaction, he has revealed.