Society

A BRIDE-TO-BE who wanted a couple of drinks instead of a burlesque dance class, artisan gin tasting and weekend in Budapest has been branded selfish by her friends.

UKIP supporters can only flourish in modern society by breaking out of their closed communities of aging bigots, experts believe.

WORKING dogs spend most of their days discussing how lazy and entitled non-working dogs are, it has emerged.

A MAN'S brain has erased all remnants of GCSE French in order to relearn the moves to the Macarena.

A WOMAN who adds ‘LOL!’ to the end of all communication thinks she can get away with being completely vile.

A FRIEND is celebrating his birthday near his flat in Stoke Newington, despite it being miles from where everyone else lives.

A GROUP of Burnley factory workers have agreed that nobody on £70,000 a year can really be considered ‘rich’.

VOTERS aged 18 to 24 have been told to make sure to cast their moronic, misguided votes in the general election.

POLITICAL experts believe the timing of the snap election proves that the shit will have seriously hit the fan by May 2020.

GETTING drunk while looking after your children is fine if you are drinking Chablis rather than WKD, it has been confirmed.