Society

A HUSBAND has been made an offer he could technically refuse but will not if he actually thinks about it.

A WOMAN has outlined her plans to really lose her shit with people when trying to get out of Primark this weekend.

A CHILDLESS couple are to spend a long weekend pretending they enjoy the company of their friends’ children.

A NIGHT of board gaming exposed to friends to how weird and, ultimately, how unpleasant they all actually are.

THE seven-year-old son of a mummy blogger has discovered the thousands of words written about him and is wondering if it is his fault.

REGULARS at a pub that values community spirit above all beat the shit out of each other most nights, they have confirmed.

A KEEN role-player is beginning to wonder if there is a connection between his romantic failures and his interest in Dungeons & Dragons.

A WOMAN working from home has found herself being bullied in the workplace by her cat.

A MAN has insisted his ability to play the guitar more than makes up for this utterly dreadful personality.

THE government has confirmed that Britain is a waste of time and the country will be turned into one gigantic coffee shop.