Society

LINKEDIN has unveiled plans to keep sending you wheedling, passive-aggressive emails you never asked for

WORKMEN throughout the UK are covertly leaving tools in their vans overnight despite baldly stating the complete opposite.

ALL Twitter bios must contain two serious pieces of information followed by a third zany one.

THE Aurora Borealis is the closest thing Daily Mail readers will ever have to a psychedelic experience, they have confirmed.

BRITONS are to receive coaching in how not to do things that are clearly wrong.

BRITAIN is marking St Hangover's Day with shivering bouts of vomiting.

AN online discussion thread does not contain a single person who knows what they are talking about.

IVF reproduction has been attacked by a pair of fashion designers who have created a mountain of overpriced rubbish.

THE Guardian has launched an investigation into why people choose to have breakfast at Wetherspoon’s.

A COFFEE shop barista is sure today will be the day a customer notices that he is playing his band’s demo.