Society

THE UK's last remaining CD tower, capable of holding more than 88 albums, has been destroyed.

GARYS could be wiped out within a generation after it emerged there have been no children named Gary since 1992.

FAIRIES evicted from a wood in Somerset have turned to drugs and crime, it has emerged.

A 31-YEAR-MAN has expressed deep frustration at his failure to make the cursor disappear while watching a film on his laptop.

TAROT readers are only doing it to make character judgments for which they would otherwise be punched, it has emerged.

BRITAIN’S housing crisis will be solved by people living in forests like Ewoks, David Cameron has announced.

GROWN-UP woman Emma Bradford believes her cat can see the spirits of the dead.

THE influx of hipsters to East London has resulted in a new hybrid species, scientists have announced.

A 42-YEAR-OLD man has been named as the UK's new lowest common denominator.

A DOG walker has bagged a pile of fresh canine faeces then put it back in almost the same place.