Society

CATS have asked for a change in policy so they can be owned by people who are not weird.

A MAN has revealed he has no idea if his usual Big Issue seller was being sarcastic with him.

BOORISH lads and militant feminists have joined forces to make sexism at university a far bigger issue than it actually is.

CHARLIE Bucket's Grandpa Joe has been charged with fraudulent benefit claims dating back more than two decades.

THE whole of Monday is to feel deceptively like a Wednesday, forecasters have warned.

A FIVE-year-old beard has sought a divorce from his 28-year-old London-based owner.

A GROUP of first-year students at the University of Leeds have formed a bond that will last decades.

SPELLING words correctly no longer matters to anyone, it has emerged.

THE Mermaid’s Head, a no-frills Wearside boozer that specialises in delivering a proper hiding, has been named the nation’s best fighting pub by The Guardian.

BRITONS would be happy to live under strict sharia law if they could get pissed, a survey has found.