Society

A FIVE-year-old beard has sought a divorce from his 28-year-old London-based owner.

A GROUP of first-year students at the University of Leeds have formed a bond that will last decades.

SPELLING words correctly no longer matters to anyone, it has emerged.

THE Mermaid’s Head, a no-frills Wearside boozer that specialises in delivering a proper hiding, has been named the nation’s best fighting pub by The Guardian.

BRITONS would be happy to live under strict sharia law if they could get pissed, a survey has found.

POLICE are closing in on notorious serial killer Jack the Ripper.

SCOTLAND plans to have some kind of referendum that could take place as early as next week, it has emerged.

A SURREY woman was shocked to find cigarettes she bought in France were actually illegal immigrants.

AN ASSORTMENT of large, shiny books has given guests a perfect insight into their hosts' fictional lifestyle.

GOING for 'a drink' after work means going for seven drinks, it has been confirmed.