Society

THE UK's housing boom could collapse as people realise what a nightmare moving is, it has been claimed.

A WOMAN from Cheltenham has been condemned for her ongoing silence about Boko Haram on social media.

THE University of Life has once again been declared the best educational establishment by bitter middle aged men.

THIS year's Sunday Times Rich List includes guideline ransom figures for kidnapped billionaires.

YOUR life really is not as good as that of any other human, experts have confirmed.

THE row over faith-based meat has escalated with Anglicans demanding that packaging shows an image of Jesus eating a large sausage.

THE UK is the best country in Europe for awarding a university place to anybody who would like one.

THE government has announced a switch to montage-based training like in Rocky and The Karate Kid.

CHICKENS have thanked consumers for their concern over methods of slaughter and asked if that goodwill could be extended to just leaving them alone.

BRITAIN'S drug laws only work against 35-year-olds who have been ground down by years of inconvenience, it has been claimed.