Society

A TAX on kestrels belonging to underprivileged young boys is vital to Britain’s economic recovery, according to the prime minister.

LENT is bollocks, it has been confirmed.

AN ARGUMENT on the internet has been resolved to the satisfaction of both parties.

HAVING the children taken away for a bit is more important than having a house, according to parents.

POOR children are being given the three key middle class things as part of a government bid to improve them.

THE devil has announced a reduction in the fee paid for human souls.

PEOPLE in damaging relationships will stay together to get a third off rail travel, it has been claimed.

BORIS Johnson has unveiled his newest idea that could not possibly go wrong.

MOLESKINE notebooks are perfect for creative projects that will never be completed, according to aspiring writers.

ANY person with a job is to be given a gold object and lots of attention, it has emerged.