MICHAEL Gove has kept his position in the cabinet to punish Britain, Boris Johnson has confirmed.
THE England rugby team will intimidate the Springboks in the World Cup final by performing a terrifying tea-making ritual on the pitch.
AUSTRALIA’S Rugby World Cup exit is of no interest to its citizens who much prefer books to sport, it has been claimed.
AN English man has added ‘f**king Bulgars’ to his vocabulary of muttered invective after England’s match against Bulgaria last night.
A MAN has been pretending to enjoy the Rugby World Cup so he can drink beer for breakfast.
MEN have been warned to take the responsibility of a fantasy football team seriously rather than walking away the moment it goes wrong.
MEN across Britain are training hard so as not to appear totally baffled by the Rugby World Cup.
THE idea of holding a five-day cricket match in England was initially conceived as a prank, it has emerged.
CRICKET is brilliant and if you disagree you are less than a buffoon, according to experts.
CRICKET fans are threatening to rampage through Waitrose, Cath Kidston and SpaceNK wreaking havoc if England win today’s World Cup.
CRICKET: it dates back to 1598, it goes on for days and despite most of the world having no interest England still never wins.
Woman experiencing unfamiliar sensation of pretending to be proud of team she's really p*ssed off with
A WOMAN is suffering the alien sensation of claiming to be very proud of a national team she is actually very, very angry with.