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UMBRELLAS are a cumbersome and ineffective way for twats to keep their heads and shoulders dry. Here’s what the different types can tell you about the morons who use them.  

SUMMER'S over. Sorry, but it is. If you want to recreate that summer feeling though, try these fail-safe tips.

WELL, are you? Let's take a look...

Do people who are centrists or even slightly left-of-centre make your tummy feel a bit funny?

Arlene Foster is DOCTOR DOOM Like Doom, Foster’s face is covered by an emotionless metal mask and she rules her little-understood nation with an iron hand and sorcery. Will betray anyone who makes a deal with her. 

EVERYONE likes to throw a sickie but how can you do it without getting caught? Let's take a look...

FINALLY wrangled yourself some time alone? Follow our handy guide to wasting it and then feeling like right f*cking idiot afterwards.

DO you need to write a scathing online opinion piece about popular TV shows in a desperate bid for clicks? Here are five easy targets.

HAVE you just found out that something you thought was cool and progressive is total sh*t? Save face with these damage control tips.

HAVE  you always dreamt of writing a bestselling novel even though you haven't the faintest f*cking idea what you're doing? This is how it's done.