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YOU’VE been looking for an excuse not to go to France or Italy and luckily Brexit has made the decision for you. You're welcome. But where to go instead?  

THE superhero event movie of the decade is here, but who the fuck are all these people and what the fuck are they doing?’

I HAVE always believed that raising money for some charity or other is so important.

YOU'VE broken in your trainers, you’ve learnt the meaning of iliotibial band, now as the London Marathon approaches, here are the only training tips that could possibly matter.

SHAM marriages are usually done to secure citizenship in the UK and are illegal, while marriages that are just a bit of a sham are a lot more commonplace and somehow not illegal. But which one are you in?

MARGARET Thatcher is now long dead but what if her spirit was contacted during a séance on a wet weekday afternoon in a parlour in Surrey?

WOULD Britain becoming a fascist state ruled by Boris Johnson or a giant floating head on a screen actually be a bad as it sounds?  

'Who is H?' and 'how slippery is Balaclava Man?' are now on a par with all the great TV mysteries, such as 'who shot JR Ewing?' and 'who operates Sharon from EastEnders’ eyebrows?'. As Line of Duty continues to pile question upon question, here are the fan theories that are almost certainly right.

WAKING up is something we all have to do. But sometimes we wake up on the floor and aren't 100 percent sure why. Take our test to find out...

BREXIT is an act of madness that rejects decades of co-operation with our European neighbours. But I still really want to hate the French and everything about their ghastly country.