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AMAZON. Which one could you live without, the one that gives oxygen or the one that delivers shite to your house that you bought online whilst drunk? Let's take a look...

YOU over did it last night. Of course you did. But now you're in a meeting...

LORD Summerisle from The Wicker Man may be a fictional character but would that make him more or less effective than Boris Johnson?

PENISES: We all know most of them are not very big, but how small is yours, really? Take this quiz and see how you measure up.

DOES your mind jump between unrelated subjects? Do you have 85 browser tabs open at once? Have you checked Instagram between this sentence and the last sentence?

THE Government has revealed its real no-deal Brexit plans, drawn up by Michael Gove and his 14-year-old son at their Cornish holiday cottage yesterday afternoon.

ARE you about to be trapped inside a metal box on wheels with your family for hours on end?

WITH so many people milling about your workplace, it’s sometimes hard to tell if you are senior or just a hapless minion. Let's find out...

HAVE you got some great ideas for exercising but can’t manage the ‘actually doing it’ bit? Here’s how to get super-fit entirely in your own imagination.

NIGEL Farage recently treated an audience in Sydney to his gags about the royals. Here the Brexit Party leader explains how to have a successful stand-up career on the side.