Which Amazon do you rely on more? The one that gives oxygen or the one that delivers crap you don't need?

AMAZON. Which one could you live without, the one that gives oxygen or the one that delivers shite to your house that you bought online whilst drunk? Let's take a look...

How to have a serious discussion while still drunk from last night

YOU over did it last night. Of course you did. But now you're in a meeting...

Who would you vote for: Boris Johnson or Lord Summerisle from The Wicker Man?

LORD Summerisle from The Wicker Man may be a fictional character but would that make him more or less effective than Boris Johnson?

How small is your penis?

PENISES: We all know most of them are not very big, but how small is yours, really? Take this quiz and see how you measure up.

The Mash guide to improving your attention span

DOES your mind jump between unrelated subjects? Do you have 85 browser tabs open at once? Have you checked Instagram between this sentence and the last sentence?

The Government’s real and completely amazing no-deal Brexit plans

THE Government has revealed its real no-deal Brexit plans, drawn up by Michael Gove and his 14-year-old son at their Cornish holiday cottage yesterday afternoon.

How to handle a family car journey without jumping out the f**king window

ARE you about to be trapped inside a metal box on wheels with your family for hours on end?

How important are you at work?

WITH so many people milling about your workplace, it’s sometimes hard to tell if you are senior or just a hapless minion. Let's find out...

How to start an imaginary exercise regime

HAVE you got some great ideas for exercising but can’t manage the ‘actually doing it’ bit? Here’s how to get super-fit entirely in your own imagination.

Nigel Farage’s guide to stand-up

NIGEL Farage recently treated an audience in Sydney to his gags about the royals. Here the Brexit Party leader explains how to have a successful stand-up career on the side.