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HAVE you been forced to attend some f**king 'networking event' by your boss and want to top yourself within two minutes of arriving? Here’s how to cope.

DO you like leaving aggressive notes for people in a variety of situations? Here are some great issues to raise with them in furious scrawled rants.

A GRAPHIC description of the sex act is wrong, but so is telling them that they were delivered in a blanket by a large bird. Here are some other odd lies parents tell.

Are you the life and soul of the party, or starting to feel like death? Take our totally scientific quiz to assess your relationship with alcohol.

DATING apps can be a great way to meet people and even have crazy, no-strings sex but what are the best ones that you'll never get to use?

A BIT of nostalgia is excellent, but are you fondly misremembering things that were in fact total bollocks? Let's find out..

ARE you a celebrity with lots of money who fancies going out with someone much younger? It’s a great idea that can never go wrong, so here’s how to do it.

WANT to feel better about life without having to repeat wafty nonsense to yourself on a regular basis? Try these instead...

YOUR children are just as awful as everyone else's, whatever your friends may be saying to your face. Here’s how to decode the euphemisms they use to describe your offspring.

YOU'RE desperately in need of me-time, but should you go to a yoga retreat or fake your own death? Take the test...