Food
‘We have created monsters’, says shopper looking at Candy Cane flavour crisps
A SHOPPER contemplating the range of new seasonal crisp flavours believes humanity has created the monsters that will be its doom.
Greggs' nativity Jesus should have been a steak bake, says archbishop
THE leader of the Church of England has condemned Greggs for using a sausage roll as Jesus in their nativity instead of the higher-value steak bake.
Potato struggling with body confidence
A POTATO is feeling self-conscious of its weight and body shape compared to svelte vegetables like carrots and green beans.