Food

MAN was weak and girly and work in office where he bullied by woman, but now him strong. Him have meat. Him have barbecue.

AN OCADO delivery driver has admitted that his job is largely to obstruct residential streets for indefinite periods.

A DINER has demanded a restaurant 'do the right thing' and put his ironic, deconstructed burger back together again.

COOKING the right amount of pasta is notoriously difficult. Take our simple quiz to find out how much to cook to make the sadness go away.

A CELEBRITY chef's 'cheap' recipe is guessing you already have about £40 worth of ingredients, including truffle oil and leftover wagyu beef.

CHEFS have finally admitted calzone is just a normal pizza they have bollocksed up.  

A COMPANY has launched an 'anxiety flavoured' energy drink for people who want the taste of how they feel.    

A MIDDLE-CLASS couple have informed you that they got the lamb for tonight’s dinner from ‘their’ butcher.

THE looming threat of World War III has led to millions of diets being put on hold.

A COUPLE genuinely believe they will be able to quit their jobs and make a living selling an expensive ‘artisanal’ version of muesli.