Food
A WOMAN who has only recently become a vegan is getting ready to shit on every angle of Christmas and spoil it for her poor, innocent family.
A WOMAN who bought an orange and praline pumpkin-spiced latte is experiencing intense remorse and lactose-induced bloating.
A SILENT tribute has been paid to a freshly made cup of tea that was tragically abandoned to go cold and undrinkable.
EVERYONE likes a cup of coffee in the morning, and then a further 13 or so at 45-minute intervals throughout the day to quell the shakes, but how many is too many?
CREATORS of a vegetarian burger that ‘bleeds’ are confident that meat-hating vegans are going to love it.
A MIDDLE-CLASS man has levelled up with the acquisition of his very own sourdough starter.
A WOMAN is planning a simple, nutritious kitchen supper of a carrot soup and a full loaf of bread.
A VEGAN spends 90 per cent of his waking hours policing other vegans for dietary infractions, he has confirmed.
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GUESTS at a dinner party are bitterly rueing their host’s reckless decision to make this one ‘booze-free for a change’.