Food

A WOMAN is planning a simple, nutritious kitchen supper of a carrot soup and a full loaf of bread.

A VEGAN spends 90 per cent of his waking hours policing other vegans for dietary infractions, he has confirmed.

DO you desperately want to believe you can outwit fast food restaurants with secret ‘hacks’? Here are some amazing ones that definitely aren’t bollocks.

GUESTS at a dinner party are bitterly rueing their host’s reckless decision to make this one ‘booze-free for a change’.

TESCO is getting rid of ‘best before’ dates on fruit and vegetables because they are all made up by a bloke in packaging anyway.

AN embarrassed mother-of-two is anxiously replaying the brie-fuelled conversations about house prices and grammar schools she had at a dinner party last night.

A MAN recovering from a hangover has discovered he can eat a superhuman amount of food without becoming full.

HEINZ has gone back on its decision to rebrand Salad Cream as 'Weird Sweet Goopy Shit', a name thought to appeal more to millennials.

DO YOU prefer disgusting synthetic milk to the normal kind? Here’s what your alternative milk choice says about you.

A WOMAN who gained access to the toilets at Starbucks without a purchase has been recruited by the UK’s security services.