Health

PEOPLE who use a swivel chair to make themselves dizzy face up to three years in prison.

BRITAIN’S teeth are imperfect because they have not had lots of weird, expensive shit done to them, it has been confirmed.

IF you can get addicted to something as awful as running you should definitely not try cocaine, according to experts.

MUSCLE-BASED periodical Men’s Health has unveiled its first ever cover gorilla.

ENERGY drinks are the perfect complement to partying too much and eating ready meals, according to medical experts.

BRITAIN’S men are getting their bodies into the perfect overweight shape for the beach.

LONDON Marathon participants have been warned that the wall they went through was just a figure of speech.

BRITONS exercise purely to justify eating more food, it has emerged.

EVERY possible lifestyle choice is simultaneously good and bad for you, it has been confirmed.

A REVOLUTIONARY new type of plastic surgery does not make people look worse than they did before.