Society

A PENSIONER who is distressed by the decline of her local high street had a bitter grievance against every shopkeeper when they were still in business.

IF you’ve got a Ford Transit and a bad attitude, you probably want to assert your authority over other road users. Here’s how to go about it.

A PERSONALISED number plate is the only sure-fire way to identify a twat, experts have confirmed.

MOST of the UK population feels like shit, it has emerged.

DO YOU awaken every day with a gnawing feeling of dread and impotent rage about the country going to the dogs, whichever way you voted?

A PAIR of adult men have high-fived each other in a cafe seemingly without either irony of self-consciousness, witnesses have confirmed.

AN unidentified woman has been filmed amiably conversing with a stranger on the London Underground.  

A FATHER who banned his children from playing Xbox cannot believe how much work he has made for himself, he has admitted.

DO you think it’s fun to stand very close to someone in a lift? Here are some other ways to be incredibly irritating and creepy.

ARE you fiercely proud of your regional identity even though it’s totally arbitrary and extremely tedious? Here’s how to be a twat about it.