Society

A COUPLE are racing against time to buy the second least expensive item on their friends’ wedding list.

A LONG period of uncomfortable silence is ongoing after a couple decided to stop moaning. 

IT IS now less embarrassing to tell people you take Viagra than to say you voted for Brexit, according to a new study.

A DISGRUNTLED toddler has drawn his father into a conversation with another dad just to watch him writhe in awkwardness.  

DRIVING a knackered old hatchback in central London now costs £21.50 a day, so everyone wants to do it.

THAT utter wanker from school is now living in Dubai, it has been confirmed.

A MUM-OF-THREE has spent the night before a planned lie in apologising to her loved ones for being 'self indulgent', sources have confirmed.

Why I, an Afro-Caribbean woman, decided to put on latex, a fatsuit, ironed bootcut M&S jeans and a crisp blue shirt to find out the truth about life among the whites.

THE giving and receiving of gifts between women is a contract that can never be broken no matter how much each party yearns for escape.

CRIME has come back into fashion in Britain, with criminals regarded as stylish and desirable role models by young people.