Society

A MIDDLE-CLASS family has got some chickens as part of their ongoing commitment to showing off.

PLANS to increase pay in the public sector have prompted outraged Daily Mail readers to organise a demonstration in London.

WEATHER is no longer a safe topic for small talk in social situations, experts have confirmed.

A MAN in his mid-thirties is enjoying his final day of flirting without it just being creepy.

PEOPLE lucky enough not to have children are now taking their significantly cheaper and quieter off-season breaks, they have confirmed. 

SOMEONE has brought a sodding dog into the office, according to numerous reports.

A MAN has taken formal ownership of his girlfriend by buying her an expensive bracelet.

A FORMER working class man has marked his move to the middle class by ordering sparkling water, not tap, in a restaurant.

A MAN has asked a woman to leave his bed after she started eating crackers in it.

PRINCE George has begun his school year by confirming he can do whatever he wants because he is basically the King.