Society

ONLINE dating services are to issue guidelines on how to behave vaguely normally when meeting a potential partner.

PUBGOERS were plunged into despair after realising a band was preparing to perform.

A MIDDLE-AGED man has found himself standing in the centre of his life struggling to remember what he came in for.

A BABY has been trying to remove itself from Facebook, it has emerged.

CONCERNS are growing after a divorced couple have been left alone together for the first time in over a decade.

A STEAMY texting session has been ruined by a man’s familiarity with the subjunctive.

THE train is your house on rails where you can do whatever you like, according to many passengers.

A CYCLIST who failed to ride right through a red light has been left wondering if he is any kind of a man.

A WOMAN has looked at her smartphone 63 times in a day without finding the cure for her inner emptiness.

A MAN believes he is going to get his deposit back from a private landlord.