Society

CONCERNS are growing after a divorced couple have been left alone together for the first time in over a decade.

A STEAMY texting session has been ruined by a man’s familiarity with the subjunctive.

THE train is your house on rails where you can do whatever you like, according to many passengers.

A CYCLIST who failed to ride right through a red light has been left wondering if he is any kind of a man.

A WOMAN has looked at her smartphone 63 times in a day without finding the cure for her inner emptiness.

A MAN believes he is going to get his deposit back from a private landlord.

A COCKTAIL barman cares too deeply about which drink his customers order, it has emerged.

49-YEAR-OLD Wayne Hayes has imagined a situation where Daisy Lowe agrees to go out with him.

A WOMAN has successfully completed the week without giving a toss about the Brangelina split or the cake show.

A 45-YEAR-OLD old man is deeply committed to saying he is a socialist.