Society

AN ONLINE personality test has proved 100 per cent accurate in predicting the woman completing it is self-obsessed and bored with her job.

TIPS on how to be a female jihadi will soon appear in the pages of Cosmopolitan, the magazine has confirmed.

MILLIONS of people are registering to vote so they can scrawl foul mouthed insults across their worthless ballot paper.

CHILDREN are more familiar with Fosters lager than McVities biscuits because they prefer beer to Hobnobs.

THE love lock craze has seen thousands of couples pledging their devotion is as unbreakable as a padlock from Poundstretcher.

LONDONERS who move to the provinces will never fit in because their souls are tainted by the city’s evil aura.

THE requirements for being deemed a ‘legend’ have been raised from buying colleagues a doughnut to overcoming a seemingly invincible adversary.

31-YEAR-OLD Julian Cook does not like cycling, it has been claimed.

PEOPLE who committed crimes while hungry are to be released from prison, it has emerged.

BLOGGERS have claimed that a tree involved in a bus crash was deliberately planted by the government.