Society

BRITAIN’S cyclists have decided to stop showing everyone their reproductive organs.

FATHERS have responded to the end of Page 3 by claiming it was just an innocent bit of sexual stimulation to enjoy with their cereal.

THE world’s super-rich own almost all of the world’s hideous fancy things, it has emerged.

SCIENTISTS have proven once and for all that happiness can be bought with sufficient money.

AN ILLITERATE white supremacist still believes in his genetic superiority even though he is unable to correctly draw a swastika.

TENS of thousands of British marks have been tricked into spending their life savings on a fortnight on a luxury prison ship.

WHATEVER the public believe things are about, they are actually about something else entirely, clever people have confirmed.

A BRAVE racist has not allowed the atmosphere of hostility toward Islam to stop him speaking out against Muslims.

A COUPLE who experiment sexually are only doing it to appear broadminded, it has emerged.

THE Pope has used his canonising powers to create a new companion in his steadfast war against sin.