Society

TENS of thousands of British marks have been tricked into spending their life savings on a fortnight on a luxury prison ship.

WHATEVER the public believe things are about, they are actually about something else entirely, clever people have confirmed.

A BRAVE racist has not allowed the atmosphere of hostility toward Islam to stop him speaking out against Muslims.

A COUPLE who experiment sexually are only doing it to appear broadminded, it has emerged.

THE Pope has used his canonising powers to create a new companion in his steadfast war against sin.

LONDON’S unused buses have been sold off as luxury apartments for the mega-rich.

CREME Egg fans have told Cadbury not to change that weird shit in the middle.

BIRMINGHAM has become the UK’s first all-Klingon city.

THE unquiet ghosts of Christmas internet browsing past are haunting Britain, popping up on every website they visit.

GAY recruits to the armed forces will be asked what kind of gay they are so it can be weaponised.