Society

INCREASING numbers of Britain’s race horses are changing their original idiotic names, it has emerged.

ANYONE who does not have a fanatical love of babies is committing a crime, it has been confirmed.

A 26-YEAR-OLD woman has not posted pictures of her body shortly after having a child, inspiring others to be less moronic.

THE UK's last remaining CD tower, capable of holding more than 88 albums, has been destroyed.

GARYS could be wiped out within a generation after it emerged there have been no children named Gary since 1992.

FAIRIES evicted from a wood in Somerset have turned to drugs and crime, it has emerged.

A 31-YEAR-MAN has expressed deep frustration at his failure to make the cursor disappear while watching a film on his laptop.

TAROT readers are only doing it to make character judgments for which they would otherwise be punched, it has emerged.

BRITAIN’S housing crisis will be solved by people living in forests like Ewoks, David Cameron has announced.

GROWN-UP woman Emma Bradford believes her cat can see the spirits of the dead.