Society

31-YEAR-OLD Julian Cook does not like cycling, it has been claimed.

PEOPLE who committed crimes while hungry are to be released from prison, it has emerged.

BLOGGERS have claimed that a tree involved in a bus crash was deliberately planted by the government. 

LEADING a dull suburban life with a mortgage and two children is now a phenomenal achievement, everyone has agreed.

MILLIONS of self-absorbed UK residents are concerned that their photos may not be included in a police database.

A FAMILY has decided that if their dog ever needed veterinary treatment costing over £1000 they would not bother.

HOUSEHOLDS across the country are observing the annual Finishing Of The Celebrations Tub ceremony. 

A CAT has clawed its way out of a shallow grave and returned home to terrify its delighted owner.

A NEW crowdfunding website has been launched to help people who want free money for drugs.

AN idealistic young spammer has become increasingly disillusioned with his profession.