Society

A MASSIVE, countrywide fist fight could be the solution to Britain's problems, experts believe.

BRITAIN is to abolish its 900 year-old university system after finally realising it is a complete waste of everyone's time.

PHOTOS of an obese cat in the throes of an endearing fatal heart attack have proved a huge hit on social media.

POLICE are stopping disproportionate numbers of ethnic minorities purely so that they can act 'street', it has emerged.

A PROGRAMME of paid sterilisation is to be extended to people who are still watching Glee.

PRINCE William has fuelled speculation that an official Royal dumping could come as early as next February.

AS Christmas menus appear in offices across the country, Britain's workers are facing up to another festive evening of compulsory enjoyment.

THE Twitter experiment by Greater Manchester police failed last night after officers were unable to add a third word to their tweets.

UNIVERSITIES should be be able to charge up to £12,000 a year for magic beans, according to a major review of higher education funding.

FOOD shoppers could really do without the pictures of chubby farmers and the word 'classic', according to a new survey.