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'Cameron In Tebbit Shed Orgy' Says Tory Press Release
DAVID Cameron was last night forced to deny claims that he presided over elaborate sex games in the garden shed of former Tory chairman Lord Tebbit.
Big Brother Unveils 'All Idiot' House
THE latest series of Big Brother kicked off last night with the unveiling of a house made up exclusively of idiots and half-wits.
Prince Philip Eats Two Cats And A Badger
PRINCE Philip has answered critics of his participation in a fox hunt by eating two cats and a badger.
God Tells Britney To Sod Off
GOD last night said he would pretend to be out after troubled singer Britney Spears revealed she “could not wait to meet Him”.
Blair Tells Gaddaffi: Salmond Is A Dick
TONY Blair and the Libyan dictator Colonel Gaddafi yesterday reached an historic agreement over the fact that Alex Salmond is a dick.
Google Launch Own-Brand Sausage
GOOGLE is to launch its own brand of sausages after it emerged that the most frequently asked question by internet users is "what sausage shall I eat today?"
One Woman's Week: Taking A Stand
By Karen Fenessey
I am thoroughly disgusted with the utter filth who bring children into this world and then send them to school to be educated by decent people like me.
Iran Signs Four-Year Deal With Disney
IRAN has abandoned theocracy and signed a four year deal with Disney after two hours of talks with the US Government yesterday.