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Brown Unveils Radical Package Of Lies And Bullshit
GORDON Brown today pledged to cut Britain's deficit with a radical package of outright lies.
Rustenberg Spontaneously Bursts Into Flames
THE SOUTH African city of Rustenberg has destroyed itself just seconds after it was announced as being England’s base during next year's World Cup.
Save The Planet For Us, Say Selfish, Undeserving Little Turds
MILLIONS of children are urging world leaders to invest in new ways of generating electricity for the mobile phones and games consoles they are glued to every minute of the fucking day.
But The Real Word Is Full Of Poor People, Say Bankers
BANKERS last night rejected calls to live in the real world insisting it was full of badly-dressed poor people with only one house.
Ten In Ten Homeopathic Prescriptions Contain Mistakes
A SURVEY of prescriptions written by homeopathic practitioners has found that 10 out of every 10 is riddled with unscientific garbage, according to a new study.
Copy Of 'Knave' Discovered In Remote Archipelago
THE global search for a man who has not seen pornography has been abandoned after the discovery of a tattered copy of Knave stashed under a tribal totem in the South Pacific.
Christmas Markets 'Are Trojan Horse For Nazi Invasion'
TRADITIONAL German Christmas markets are the vanguard of a massive Nazi invasion, it was claimed last night.