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Threat level raised to 'Underpants'
THE terrorist threat level across the UK has been raised from 'spacehopper' to 'underpants', the Home Secretary confirmed last night.
London Bomb 'Not Scary Enough', Brown Tells MI5
PRIME Minister Gordon Brown has dismissed the latest London bomb scare as "feeble" and "unlikely to frighten the public".
Queen Spending 'A Shitload' Of Money, According To New Report
SPENDING by the Royal Household has increased from a serious wedge to a shitload, according to official accounts.
Douglas Alexander To Visit Pen Pal
IN his first official act as Secretary of State for International Development, Douglas Alexander is to spend the summer with his pen pal in Bulgaria.
Apple Forced To Recall iPhone After Toaster Fault
APPLE has been forced into an embarrassing recall of the entire first batch of its long awaited iPhone after users reported problems with its on-board toaster.
Greedy Women To Sing Old Songs
THE Spice Girls are re-uniting to take their glittering “Avarice” show on tour citing a deep love of money as the driving force that brought them back together.
One Woman's Week: Portrait Of The Artist
By Karen Fenessey
I HAVE always been one of those annoying people who can do anything if they turn their mind to it. After a two week holiday in Corfu, I was pretty much fluent - chatting to locals about their daily lives and learning all about their unique habits. This is just one of the many skills I possess, and which make me the envy of pretty much everyone I meet.