A HAIRDRESSER’S hair is inspiring fear rather than confidence in her hair styling abilities.
DO you feel you’re being unfairly attacked for being a baby boomer, despite believing anyone with a grievance is a ‘snowflake’? Here’s what to do.
THE new John Lewis advert stars Excitable Edgar, a dragon who burns off his own penis and has to wait until Christmas for a new one.
A DIRECTOR who shortened his original film rather than load an extra, pointless hour onto it has been widely praised.
A MAN wrongly assumed that the last few sheets of bog paper would be enough for his requirements.
ITV has announced it will not be replacing The Jeremy Kyle Show, leaving viewers without their fix of voyeuristic mid-morning misery. Fill that void with these:
THE producers of upcoming Bond film No Time To Die have reassured audiences that he will still be the same old offensive ars*hole.
A BOSS has made the tea for the first time this millennium, his office has confirmed.
THINK wireless earbuds make you look cool? Only until one falls out into your skinny macchiato. Here’s how to be even more of a twat about them.
THE media has announced that there will be no ‘album of the decade’ lists this year because no good albums have been released since 2010.
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A UNIVERSITY’S campus is to be entirely converted into student living accommodation, it has announced.