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Kids' menu looking pretty f**king tempting in wanky gastropub
ADULTS have been enviously eyeing the straightforward and tasty children’s menu in a London gastropub, it has emerged.
Man on electric unicycle provides valuable insight into bellends of the future
A MAN on an electric unicycle has given the world a glimpse of the tiresome tossers they will have to deal with more regularly in the future.
How to tell a friend with a beard they look like the ultimate twat
IT’S not easy to break it to a friend that their new beard looks ridiculous. Here are some ways to do it.
How to waste your life making pointless YouTube videos
DO you feel an inexplicable need to start your own YouTube channel for your amateurish, unwatched videos? Why not try failing to attract an audience in these popular genres?
Teenager wants to tell you how good Kurt Cobain was
AN awestruck 15-year-old is breathlessly telling everyone how incredible Kurt Cobain was and what a terrible loss his death was.
Office not run for benefit of parents with small children
AN office is callously not geared to meeting every single need of employees who have small children.
Woman who stopped listening to friend's problems five minutes ago hopes she's giving right advice
A WOMAN who tuned out her friend’s whinges about her love life five minutes ago is having a stab in the dark at some sage advice.
Fitness tracker just a stupidly expensive albatross around man's wrist
A MAN'S fitness-tracking wristwatch has become the absolute bane of his life, he has admitted.
- Woman goes temporarily insane after losing phone in handbag for eight seconds
- Child makes sure parents are fully committed to saying 'no' by asking 653 more times
- Genealogy research reveals family have been boring bastards since 14th century
- Man guarantees sex will never happen again by calling it 'totes amazeballs'
- Racists upset by nasty tolerant people
