A WOMAN is desperately searching the house to find her husband’s acoustic guitar and destroy it before he remembers it exists.
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A SINGLE woman in lockdown has admitted that she is now even getting sexually excited at This Morning.
A PAIR of extremely close co-workers have realised that they are no longer friends now they do not sit together.
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CHILDREN taking daily PE lessons with Joe Wicks are physically healthy but at least 30 per cent more common, parents have reported.
THE men of Sunderland have assured the UK of their absolute compliance when it comes to social distancing.
THE owners of dogs are now more excited than their pets about the prospect of walkies.
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THE UK is not succeeding at flattening the curve of the number of WhatsApps it is receiving, it has admitted.
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A MAN has verbally abused a small group of ducks in his local park for flouting coronavirus lockdown rules.