A WOMAN with no understanding of mental disorders has taken to describing anyone different to her as being ‘on the spectrum’.
A WOMAN who regularly stalks her exes on Facebook has insisted she is 'just keeping in touch'.
A WOMAN has once again reminded her boyfriend to take some photos of all the fun they are having so they do not forget it.
A WOMAN queuing to see the Downton Abbey film has realised that she cannot remember a single thing about any of the characters.
NORTHERNERS are now allowing their tea to brew for almost five minutes longer than their southern counterparts, it has emerged.
THE Carry On series of films has been exposed as sexist, homophobic, racially insensitive and frankly outdated in every way.
A WOMAN has confirmed a friend running late really was only the 10 minutes away that she claimed.
HAIRY all over? Here’s how to groom it and maximise your sinister allure to men and women alike.
NOBODY in a large office can summon the will to open and read an email titled ‘Christmas Do 2019!!’, they have confirmed.
THE Operation Yellowhammer no-deal contingency plan will affect Britons differently according to their referendum vote. Here’s how.
FIREMAN Sam has been fired for not being inclusive, and being Welsh besides. And he’s far from the only problematic children’s character:
SCIENTISTS have admitted they are working night and day to find a less effective ketchup delivery method than tiny plastic packets.