A MAN trying to make a basic lasagne from a woman's blog had to read her entire life story before getting to the actual recipe.
DO you usually base 90 per cent of your conversations around your ludicrously expensive holiday plans? Here’s what to show off about in 2020 instead.
A COUPLE are looking forward to lockdown easing enough to have friends over for a drink in their garden and a wee behind the shed.
A MAN has interrupted a woman mid-sentence to remind her that he supports equal rights for women.
PEOPLE in Britain have admitted that their daily walks are really f**king boring now.
TINY things are now a giant faff, Britons have realised as lockdown begins to ease.
A MAN presumed to be dead after losing interest in social media in 2015 has been discovered alive and well and living in Colchester.
A DILIGENT mother-of-two has left her children at the school gates a full three days before their new term starts on Monday.
BRITAIN is quickly running out of ways to f**k up its handling of the coronavirus, according to experts.
NOW that we’re allowed to meet in groups of six, you’re probably wondering - what can I do with exactly five other people? Here are some excellent suggestions.
MEN are continuing to enjoy not having to make small talk with their barbers on a monthly basis.
DOES your partner stare into the distance and say they’re fine, but in a worrying way? Here are five things that could be causing it.